“alright mr Gibson is having an affair with a Korean belly dancer but mrs Gibson doesn’t care cause shes having a gay one with mrs pape, roman is secretly a vampire but everyone already know that, what they didn’t know is that he exclusively sucks the blood of new born Hungarians, yash went to a prophet who predicted him becoming president in 20 years and I’ve determined that my true allegiance lies with the space people of gaweytu who ride around on gigantic space balls conquering all the known earth”